Issue 4
Twisted Tongue Magazine
ISSN 1749-9941 Issue 4
November 2006
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JwBennett's Practical Devil Worship (For all the Family)
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Armageddon in a small town.
The Darkstein's. Your average American family – hardworking, patriotic and devout – the only thing that sets them apart from the God-fearing community of Goat Creek is their chosen faith. -- Following the disappearance of local girl Belinda Popejoy, backwater prejudices threaten to blow the tenuous neighbourly peace to smithereens.
As tension and bigotry mount on all sides, and private vendettas boil over, the Darkstein's will have to rely on the luck of the devil in order to survive…
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Short Stories
A Guantanamo Christmas – F Owen Williams
The Reason for the Season – Derek Ganzhorn
Kissing Mistletoe – Andrea Lowne
Carol’s Christmas – Dave English
A Box of Nuts – Glen D Quelch
Santa Baby – Sarah Downey
Santa Claus Versus Anti Claus – Pete Conway
A Gift For Quinton Lock – Michael Acton
Christmas Box – Mona McKinlay
Margo’s Christmas Minestone Mishap – Adam Stuart Pick
A Christmas Holiday – Brendan Gerad O’Brien
A Christmas Story – James Dorr
Naughty or Nice – Lorrie Struiff
Rudolph’s Diet – Shaun Hamilton
Busman’s Holiday – Tony Campbell
Flash Fiction
A Fresh Start – Mark Howard Jones
Christmas Trees at Dawn – Howard Waldman
The Night Before Christmas – G George Taylor
The Slush Machine – Howard Waldman
Delinquents’ Yuletide – James Swingle
Santa is the Devil – J J Hyams
Dear Santa, Please Bring me an Alien – Vera Searles
Christmas Tail – Mark Thomas
Mary Christmas – Simon Leigh
The Nineteenth Disciple – Kirstylee Davies
Snowed Under – Paul A Freeman
Christmas Cancelled – Maureen Wilkinson
Yo, Ho, Ho! – Paul A Freeman
A Small Wager – James Harris
Christmas Sausage – Sam Morris
Some Assembly Required – Todd Wheeler
Sailing – Jay Mandal
Chav Fried Chicken at Christmas by Clare Hill
Out For Christmas – Jónas Knútsson
Ho-ho-ho – Bill West
Christmas with Mum – Paul A Freeman
Heirloom – Geraint D’Arcy
Squeeze – Sarah Frost Mellor
Don’t Mess with the Fat Man – Todd Wheeler
Midwinter Mass – Rachel Green
Poetry
If Santa were a Pirate – Daniel S Irwin
Mrs Claus was in a Tizzy – Daniel S Irwin
Earthquake – Jonathan Hayes
Adeste Fideles – Jonathan Hayes
Christmas Delivery – Margaret Fieland
No Money for Christmas – Timothy A Davis
Virgil and Beatrice – Ben Pease
It Sticks Like Dried Yoghurt – Darby Eakins
Novella
The Doll’s House part three – Drue Fairlie
Glen of the Downs part one – Skadi meic Beorch
Alien Abduction part one – Darren Southern
Interviews
An Interview with Tim Lebbon
An Interview with Aliya Whiteley
An Interview with Valerie Patterson
Linear Comic's
Please note: The Sleepwalker comic will return in issue 5.
This issue features a special Christmas comic in its place.
The X-mas Elf
